Archive for March, 2004

Site down… as is half of Manchester

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

Well, my webserver has been dead to the world for the last couple of days and unfortunately there was nobody there to reset it for me until today. It seems that my nice, new 10K RPM 9GB Ultra-SCSI drive may be on the way out :-( There was a collection of SCSI errors in the log, so as far as I can tell this was probably what caused the machine to die. That’s a great shame because the drive is ultra-fast and so it contains 90% of the filesystem… For now I’ve just written a quick backup script to back stuff up onto another machine, so if it does go at least there’ll be backups of everything.

And now, my tiny problem pales into insignificance. As most people will no doubt have seen in the news, there was a fire in an underground cable duct in central Manchester early on Monday morning (just up the road from me in fact). As a result, 130,000 landlines are (still) down, the ambulance service (at least) have lost radio communications, a few ISPs have lost routes and a few of the mobile networks are dead too. The remaining mobile networks which are working are naturally under heavy load so that makes life difficult. Personally, I’ve been completely unaffected by this. My internet connection is still very much alive and I’ve had no problems making or receiving mobile calls – being on Three, who have the least subscribers of any UK network, does (sometimes) have some advantages.

But apart from all that, the weather’s been great in Manchester today. According to Evolution the temperature was 13′c this afternoon – and after the winter we’ve just had, that felt quite tropical! Conversely, my parents have just got back from Spain where there’s been lots of rain, floods, landslides and snow. Haha!

Now that the server is back up, I can continue developing my new website to replace this one. I’ve now got all the pages into it and it’s basically finished. I just need to do an index page and the navigation bar then I can chuck it into use. I’ve just got one slight annoyance which occurs when the page content is shorter than the side-box. Then the footer goes underneath the floating side-box and doesn’t look right (its width is set to 100%, but it obviously doesn’t account for floating objects).

I’m going to redevelop the whole lot….

Saturday, March 27th, 2004

After looking more into the magical power of CSS, I’ve decided that I’m going to redevelop this site – even though its only been in existence a few months! Mainly I want it to be CMSised so I can update it more easily, but its also a good opportunity to create a nice new design and to write my own blog interface, as this one has various annoyances.

You can view the work-in-progress here. So far I’ve thrown together some CSS and created the DB structure. I’ve only done one page so far, but I’m really happy with how things are shaping up. Please do tell me what you think.

Biggidy, Biggidy, Bong

Friday, March 26th, 2004


Well, that’s it then. The last of Mark and Lard on Radio 1. Even Radio 1 had an (involuntary) minutes silence after the show ended ;-)

I did think about walking up the road to join the crowd of 13 ouside BBC Manchester, but it is raining and to be honest I couldn’t be bothered (plus I don’t have a portable radio).

Radio 1 will never be the same again.

Good web development

Wednesday, March 24th, 2004

It still amazes me when I see the work of supposedly “professional” web developers who have no idea about web development!
When I started putting stuff on the web (about 1996) my HTML was a mess. I suppose it may even have been HTML version 3.2 that I was learning. Back then I knew nothing about proper design or standards compliance – to be honest standards would be useless anyway, since both IE and NS almost spoke completely different languages. Then about 3 or 4 years ago I realised “Wow, I haven’t learnt anything new since I first learned HTML” so decided to update my skills. So over about a week I learned proper standards compliant HTML and CSS. Not difficult, and now I don’t even have to think about it. Of course there are lots of other best practice rules to follow, none of them difficult, such as the 3-click-rule for example (just try it on my site).
So what excuse do “professional” web developers have for producing tat?

I pointed out to the last company I worked for that their website suffered from “crap web-developer syndrome” and ended up getting the job of cleaning it up, which later turned into replacing the whole lot with a CMS based on PHP and MySQL – which continues to keep me in beer money while at Uni ;-)

I got thinking about all this when I saw a post on Sparkes’ blog about HTML tables. I know that “tables are bad” (unless you actually want a table of data) but I’m not sure that I fully understand why. I also don’t know how to completely replace tables with div tags and CSS. I can see how you can easily place things at the left/middle/right of a page this way, but what if you don’t want to do that? For example, take the table I have on my index page which just lays out the navigation images. I cannot see how I could replace that without hard-coding the positioning which will mess up in different screen resolutions. No doubt it’s possible, but I just don’t know how to do it. So the first person to tell me wins…..um…..how about the standard payment for anything – a pint? Cheers!

C[r]ash Machine

Monday, March 22nd, 2004


Who still runs Windows 95? Cash machines apparently.

I know the image is a bit hard to make out, but its the best my crap phone can do in crap light.
You’ll also notice that, quite appropriately I think, a bird has crapped on it :-)

This is a cash machine on Manchester’s Oxford Road this afternoon, although it has apparently been like that for a few months.

Oh the wonders of modern technology.