I think I’m cursed. It seems that every time I buy a nice new laptop, something nasty happens to it.
A year ago I sold on my very first laptop and bought a nice new one. That summer, the caravan I was staying in while working away from home was burgled and my laptop was never recovered.
So I bought a new one. A few months later, that new laptop was maliciously damaged beyond repair. The insurance company kindly replaced it.
That laptop has, amazingly, survived until I wanted to upgrade. So this summer I bought a new Dell laptop. Then a few weeks ago that laptop failed and had to go back for repair and was collected by a courier (DHL). I thought no more about it until this week, when I have been receiving calls from Dell every day to ask whether the collection was made OK…… Today the conversation went like:
Dell: Did the driver leave any paperwork?
Me: Nope, he said there wasn’t any.
Dell: Was he in a marked DHL van?
Me: No, it was a plain white van.
Dell: Was he wearing a DHL uniform?
Me: Er… no.
Dell: Did he bring the correct packaging for the laptop?
Me: No… I had to put it in a box for him.
Dell: Right… I’d better call DHL.
It’s so bloody obvious now isn’t it? This guy obviously was the right courier, but had no intention of delivering the laptop back to the depot. So he drove away with my laptop in an unmarked box without any tracking barcodes or labels, leaving no paperwork behind…
When DHL confirm that my laptop is gone without a trace (which it almost certainly is) I think I’ll ask if Dell can replace it with a pen and paper… seems like a much safer option to me.
Why do these things always happen to me?



